I think my new wife is trying to tell me something. She keeps buying phalluses and putting them all over the house. What I mean by that is she is buying toy rockets/cylindrical shaped space ships and putting them on top of the TV and record player, enormously tall wine bottles now litter the top of the fridge and the counters, and a bunch of cylinder shaped pillows all over the bed.
Why is she doing this to me?
She sends me other hints too... like a box of candy for Valentine's Day with a trial pack of enzyte inside. I mean... WTF?
As far as being physical with her goes... we do it at least 4-6 times a night and usually once in the morning... dang!!!!!!! Why me?!?!?!?
cause you are a cone head!
You need to take a few days off and step up the sex. She wants more.
lmao... she got a sense of ha!ha!... most men would be in their glory and your complaining..toughen up soldier
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