So, I banged my knee pretty badly when climbing down from the chandelier this afternoon. How am I supposed to explain this to my husband when he gets home from work today?
Oh. I thought you were gonna say you had your gash bashed.
I would say you were dusting the "light fittings" and fell and busted your knee. Become a House cleaner, then you don't have to explain your "visiting" to your husband at all.
so..... didn't you just the question how to tell your friend's that you were in a mental hospital like 2 days ago....i'm betting this is a lie and never happened and you have too much time on your hands.....get a life
Tell him you were practicing a strip tease to surprise him with when he got home and you got over excited and fell over the back of the couch or some other piece of furniture.
Tell him you fell down the stairs. Thats what I told my wife when I got herpes.
Tell him you and I were gardening again. I just used this excuse yesterday. So please remember that if Byron mentions it, ok?
Tell him you were changing the light bulbs.
Another one with a good sense of humour
The best defense is a good offense. Accuse him of sleeping with your mother.
Tell him you got violated in Trang.
From your avatar it looks like a gay marraige,
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
But really, why should we care what you tell him?
Tell him it's ok cause it was with a woman instead...uh..I'll play the other woman.
i dont get it??
Yeah, yeah, yeah...go troll somewhere else!
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